I passed a church this morning which had posted on its sign: Stop, drop and roll will not work in Hell.
(Last week they had: How will you spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?)
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've every had.
When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice. - Meister Eckhart
